The Jonas Brothers are not having sex.
Nothing ruins an orgy like bumping into your mom.
Even Jesus Christ only stood on the ocean once.
After Russell knows you've got a boyfriend, you have 11 seconds of conversation left.
It'll be like a light-hearted romp.
Go home, Bitch Boy!
The Daily Mail is distilled evil and cruelty.
Russell doesn't love not being as famous in America.
Whenever Russell Brand is nervous about an upcoming show, he gives a homeless person some money.
Freud said the sexual self is the essential self.