Using diet pills as speed can sometimes make you eat really, really fast.
Views: 2,821
Posted: 01/21/2001
Sabrina Matthews - Groceries
Ice cream and tampons usually go together.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 3,380
Sabrina Matthews - Fear of Flying
On airplanes, it's 'ladies first' until the plane is about to go down in flames.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 4,558
Sabrina Matthews - Denny's
Denny's: a place to eat for the tired or wasted.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 3,469
Sabrina Matthews - Skirt
Sabrina doesn't wear pantyhose because it makes her leg hair look funny.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 2,122
Sabrina Matthews - Working Out
If you're going to rollerblade, it's important to learn how to brake.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 1,814
Sabrina Matthews - The Cure
If brail is too big, blind people can't read it.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 2,645
Sabrina Matthews - Fear of Flying
Be careful at the Dallas/Fort Worth airport if you're celebrating National Coming Out Day.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 7,514
Sabrina Matthews - Lesbian Comedy
"So, I was talking to my boyfriend today..." is a good example of a lesbian telling a straight joke.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Premium Blend (748), gay/homosexual (344)
Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 2,995
Sabrina Matthews - Denny's
Denny's: a place to eat for the tired or wasted.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 3,469
Sabrina Matthews - Groceries
Ice cream and tampons usually go together.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 3,380
Sabrina Matthews - Skirt
Sabrina doesn't wear pantyhose because it makes her leg hair look funny.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 2,122
Sabrina Matthews - Fear of Flying
Be careful at the Dallas/Fort Worth airport if you're celebrating National Coming Out Day.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 7,514
Sabrina Matthews - The Cure
If brail is too big, blind people can't read it.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 2,645
Arnez J - Tennessee Talk
The way people talk in Knoxville, TN is something to see.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2172), stereotypes (440)
Posted: 08/28/03
Views: 23,817
Deon Cole - Pizza and Problems
Pizza places in Chicago will deliver to anyone.
Tags: Deon Cole (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/08/07
Views: 8,064
Sabrina Matthews - Fear of Flying
On airplanes, it's 'ladies first' until the plane is about to go down in flames.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 4,558
Wayne Federman - Concerts
It's better to watch K.I.S.S. than to hear them.
Tags: Wayne Federman (16), Comedy Central Presents (2172), drugs (503)
Posted: 08/14/03
Views: 1,348
Deon Cole - Dating Guidelines
When dating, make sure you know if whether you're getting involved with a man or a woman.
Tags: Deon Cole (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/08/07
Views: 6,292
