If you're going to rollerblade, it's important to learn how to brake.
Filed under: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1874), men/women (946)
Views: 557
Posted: 01/21/2001
Sabrina Matthews - Fear of Flying
Be careful at the Dallas/Fort Worth airport if you're celebrating National Coming Out Day.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), sex (1000), men/women (946)
Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 1,320
Sabrina Matthews - Groceries
Ice cream and tampons usually go together.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1874), food (558)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 1,285
Sabrina Matthews - Lesbian Comedy
"So, I was talking to my boyfriend today..." is a good example of a lesbian telling a straight joke.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Premium Blend (749), gay/homosexual (286)
Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 1,106
Sabrina Matthews - The Cure
If brail is too big, blind people can't read it.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1874), men/women (946)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 941
Sabrina Matthews - Denny's
Denny's: a place to eat for the tired or wasted.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1874), imitations (800)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 920
Sabrina Matthews - Could Be the Drugs
Using diet pills as speed can sometimes make you eat really, really fast.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1874), food (558)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 797
Sabrina Matthews - The Cure
If brail is too big, blind people can't read it.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1874), men/women (946)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 941
Sabrina Matthews - Skirt
Sabrina doesn't wear pantyhose because it makes her leg hair look funny.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1874), men/women (946)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 787
Sabrina Matthews - Denny's
Denny's: a place to eat for the tired or wasted.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (1874), imitations (800)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 920
Jeremy Hotz - The Gym
The men's locker room at the gym is a horrible place.
Tags: Jeremy Hotz (10), Comedy Central Presents (1874), men/women (946)
Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 2,575
Ted Alexandro - Healthy
No one wants the cow that got bad grades.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (20), Comedy Central Presents (1874), imitations (800)
Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 2,119
Greg Giraldo - Obesity Epidemic
Greg Giraldo can't believe the lengths Americans will go to keep eating.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (38), Comedy Central Presents (1874), sex (1000)
Posted: 08/08/00
Views: 2,542
Brian Regan - Yoga Made Impossible
Yoga is way less doable than you would think.
Tags: Brian Regan (48), Comedy Central Presents (1874), health (550)
Posted: 09/07/00
Views: 7,940
Brian Regan - The Gym
It's easier to look dumb at the gym than it is to work out.
Tags: Brian Regan (48), Comedy Central Presents (1874), health (550)
Posted: 09/07/00
Views: 7,532
Barry Marder - Slim-Fast
Give Slim-Fast a week, it'll take off seven days.
Tags: Barry Marder (2), food (558), health (550)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,101
Dom Irrera - Party Disease
Dom's goal is to be a bloated alcoholic.
