If you're going to rollerblade, it's important to learn how to brake.
Views: 1,814
Posted: 01/21/2001
Sabrina Matthews - Groceries
Ice cream and tampons usually go together.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 3,380
Sabrina Matthews - Fear of Flying
On airplanes, it's 'ladies first' until the plane is about to go down in flames.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 4,558
Sabrina Matthews - Denny's
Denny's: a place to eat for the tired or wasted.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 3,469
Sabrina Matthews - Skirt
Sabrina doesn't wear pantyhose because it makes her leg hair look funny.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 2,122
Sabrina Matthews - Could Be the Drugs
Using diet pills as speed can sometimes make you eat really, really fast.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 2,821
Sabrina Matthews - The Cure
If brail is too big, blind people can't read it.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 2,645
Sabrina Matthews - Fear of Flying
Be careful at the Dallas/Fort Worth airport if you're celebrating National Coming Out Day.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 7,514
Sabrina Matthews - Lesbian Comedy
"So, I was talking to my boyfriend today..." is a good example of a lesbian telling a straight joke.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Premium Blend (748), gay/homosexual (344)
Posted: 12/26/97
Views: 2,995
Sabrina Matthews - The Cure
If brail is too big, blind people can't read it.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 2,645
Sabrina Matthews - Skirt
Sabrina doesn't wear pantyhose because it makes her leg hair look funny.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 2,122
Sabrina Matthews - Denny's
Denny's: a place to eat for the tired or wasted.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 3,469
Jeremy Hotz - The Gym
The men's locker room at the gym is a horrible place.
Tags: Jeremy Hotz (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 06/20/00
Views: 5,478
Ted Alexandro - Healthy
No one wants the cow that got bad grades.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (20), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 6,011
Greg Giraldo - Obesity Epidemic
Greg Giraldo can't believe the lengths Americans will go to keep eating.
Tags: Greg Giraldo (67), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 08/08/00
Views: 7,801
Brian Regan - Yoga Made Impossible
Yoga is way less doable than you would think.
Tags: Brian Regan (48), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 09/07/00
Views: 25,626
Brian Regan - The Gym
It's easier to look dumb at the gym than it is to work out.
Tags: Brian Regan (48), Comedy Central Presents (2172), health (657)
Posted: 09/07/00
Views: 27,754
Sabrina Matthews - Groceries
Ice cream and tampons usually go together.
Tags: Sabrina Matthews (9), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 01/21/01
Views: 3,380
Ardal O'Hanlon - The Importance of Sex
There has to be some more dignified way of expressing your love for another human being.
Tags: Ardal O'Hanlon (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 10/07/01
Views: 3,408
