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Sandra Bernhard - Edible Panties

There's nothing better than an edible panty.

Tags: Sandra Bernhard (34), sex (983), food (550)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,148

Sandra Bernhard - Handbag

Hallmark is a good Christian thing.

Tags: Sandra Bernhard (34), The A-List (486), religion (341)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,112

Sandra Bernhard - Breast Implants

Getting breast implants is kind of dangerous.

Tags: Sandra Bernhard (34), men/women (919), health (540)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,687

Sandra Bernhard - Swinging Vibe

Sandra likes the loose vibe.

Tags: Sandra Bernhard (34), The A-List (486), audience interaction (216)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,786

Sandra Bernhard - Adopted Children

Sandra introduces her adopted children.

Tags: Sandra Bernhard (34), kids (642), The A-List (486)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,591

Sandra Bernhard - AA

The people who never drank don't get any awards.

Tags: Sandra Bernhard (34), The A-List (486), alcohol (396)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,137

Sandra Bernhard - Gold's Gym

All the women at Sandra's gym are done up.

Tags: Sandra Bernhard (34), The A-List (486), lookin' good (260)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,136

Sandra Bernhard - Comedy Scene

Sandra used to be threatened by comics.

Tags: Sandra Bernhard (34), ethnic (731), The A-List (486)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 988

Sandra Bernhard - So Few People Look Nice These Days

There are a couple of good looking models in the front row.

Tags: Sandra Bernhard (34), The A-List (486), TV (384)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 978

Sandra Bernhard - Just Do Me

Sandra gets a t-shirt from the audience.

Tags: Sandra Bernhard (34), The A-List (486), music (381)

Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 961

Sandra Bernhard: Purim

Purim, one of my favorite holidays. It's like the original drag queen's holiday. It's when all the Jewish men go for it and feel no guilt for a...

Posted: 02/24/1992

Sandra Bernhard: Accepting Dysfunction

Of course, everybody's family is dysfunctional -- we've accepted that. What are we supposed to do? Hate our parents for the rest of our lives?

Posted: 02/24/1992

Sandra Bernhard: Cosmo's Sex Quiz

I helped her design a new sex test because they're running out of ideas. So, we kind of combined everything, kind of a straight-gay-swinging...

Posted: 02/24/1992

Sandra Bernhard: On Breast Implants

They leak, you know, once you get them in there. Sometimes they leak the fluid out which is lovely. And then you can't fly in the Concorde because...

Posted: 02/24/1992