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Sandra Bernhard

Sandra Bernhard

Sandra Bernhard
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1 - 10 of 34 Sandra Bernhard Videos
Alien Abduction (3:02)

Aliens are very into anal probes.

Posted: 02/24/1992 Views: 822
Life on the Road (2:56)

The road will make you ornery.

Posted: 02/24/1992 Views: 344
World Record Hair Length (3:21)

Diane Witt has the world record for longest hair.

Posted: 02/24/1992 Views: 6897
Handbag (1:27)

Hallmark is a good Christian thing.

Posted: 02/24/1992 Views: 4955
The Cover of Cosmo (2:17)

Sandra recalls posing for a Cosmo cover.

Posted: 02/24/1992 Views: 1343
Comedy Scene (1:59)

Sandra used to be threatened by comics.

Posted: 02/24/1992 Views: 3139
Breast Implants (2:07)

Getting breast implants is kind of dangerous.

Posted: 02/24/1992 Views: 6288
Ripped Shirt (2:22)

An audience member couldn't find anything better to wear than this ripped shirt.

Posted: 02/24/1992 Views: 1385
Evolution (2:15)

Comedy is so self-indulgent.

Posted: 02/24/1992 Views: 342
Pink Sweater (1:57)

You can write a musical about anything.

Posted: 02/24/1992 Views: 471
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Sandra Bernhard: On Breast Implants
They leak, you know, once you get them in there. Sometimes they leak the fluid out which is lovely. And then you can't fly in the Concorde because they explode. So, forget going to the moon or Paris -- course, they're both the same, so you know. Just...
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