God knows there are enough kids in the world.
Views: 572
Posted: 02/24/1992
Sandra Bernhard - Life on the Road
The road will make you ornery.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (34), sex (1202), kids (831)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 344
Sandra Bernhard - World Record Hair Length
Diane Witt has the world record for longest hair.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (34), The A-List (486), audience interaction (251)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 6,897
Sandra Bernhard - The Cover of Cosmo
Sandra recalls posing for a Cosmo cover.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (34), sex (1202), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,343
Sandra Bernhard - Breast Implants
Getting breast implants is kind of dangerous.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (34), men/women (1155), health (657)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 6,288
Sandra Bernhard - Evolution
Comedy is so self-indulgent.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (34), men/women (1155), money (606)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 342
Sandra Bernhard - Comedy Scene
Sandra used to be threatened by comics.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (34), ethnic (870), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,139
Sandra Bernhard - Alien Abduction
Aliens are very into anal probes.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (34), sex (1202), growing up (512)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 822
Sandra Bernhard - Ripped Shirt
An audience member couldn't find anything better to wear than this ripped shirt.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (34), The A-List (486), audience interaction (251)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,385
Sandra Bernhard - Handbag
Hallmark is a good Christian thing.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (34), The A-List (486), religion (404)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 4,955
Sandra Bernhard - Pink Sweater
You can write a musical about anything.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (34), The A-List (486), music (485)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 471
John Ridley - Abortion Rights
If men could get pregnant, abortions would be legal.
Tags: John Ridley (5), men/women (1155), ethnic (870)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 444
Jeff Stilson - Child Birth
"Delivery" is the wrong word to describe child birth.
Tags: Jeff Stilson (16), men/women (1155), kids (831)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,961
Jack Gallagher - Having a Baby at 38
By the time Jack is 50, his child will be 12.
Tags: Jack Gallagher (3), kids (831), health (657)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,070
Jordan Brady - Drugs
Hugs are better than drugs.
Tags: Jordan Brady (4), men/women (1155), health (657)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 720
Sandra Bernhard - Breast Implants
Getting breast implants is kind of dangerous.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (34), men/women (1155), health (657)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 6,288
Sandra Bernhard - Adopted Children
Sandra introduces her adopted children.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (34), kids (831), money (606)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,023
Sue Kolinsky - Kids
Little kids are like raccoons on a camping trip.
Tags: Sue Kolinsky (4), kids (831), health (657)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,109
Jack Gallagher - Baby Clothes
A baby wears costumes until it fits into real clothes.
Tags: Jack Gallagher (3), kids (831), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 681
Sandra Bernhard - Actresses on the Lot
Actresses never stop to hear you say hello and how you hate their work.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (34), men/women (1155), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 463
Sandra Bernhard - Life on the Road
The road will make you ornery.
Tags: Sandra Bernhard (34), sex (1202), kids (831)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 344
