The road will make you ornery.
Diane Witt has the world record for longest hair.
Sandra recalls posing for a Cosmo cover.
Getting breast implants is kind of dangerous.
Comedy is so self-indulgent.
Sandra used to be threatened by comics.
Aliens are very into anal probes.
An audience member couldn't find anything better to wear than this ripped shirt.
Hallmark is a good Christian thing.
You can write a musical about anything.