The road will make you ornery.
Diane Witt has the world record for longest hair.
Sandra recalls posing for a Cosmo cover.
Getting breast implants is kind of dangerous.
Sandra used to be threatened by comics.
Aliens are very into anal probes.
An audience member couldn't find anything better to wear than this ripped shirt.
Hallmark is a good Christian thing.
You can write a musical about anything.