Working in airport gift shop has to be the best job possible.
Sometimes when you perform in Vegas, it's not in a comedy club.
Reenactments don't always feature the actual criminals.
Buddha is a lot happier than some other religious icons.
Scott tries to connect with an engineering student in the audience.
Without the drinking, Scott thinks he'd make a good cop on patrol.
Scott tried to take a pee break in the woods while skiing.
Gay guys usually think Scott talks to them just so he can bash them.
It's amazing that Willie Nelson can still get laid.
Scott is a big gay guy from Texas.