Working in airport gift shop has to be the best job possible.
Sometimes when you perform in Vegas, it's not in a comedy club.
Reenactments don't always feature the actual criminals.
Buddha is a lot happier than some other religious icons.
Scott tries to connect with an engineering student in the audience.
Without the drinking, Scott thinks he'd make a good cop on patrol.
Gay guys usually think Scott talks to them just so he can bash them.
It's amazing that Willie Nelson can still get laid.
Scott is a big gay guy from Texas.