Scott tried to take a pee break in the woods while skiing.
Gay guys usually think Scott talks to them just so he can bash them.
Reenactments don't always feature the actual criminals.
Working in airport gift shop has to be the best job possible.
Sometimes when you perform in Vegas, it's not in a comedy club.
Buddha is a lot happier than some other religious icons.
Scott tries to connect with an engineering student in the audience.
Without the drinking, Scott thinks he'd make a good cop on patrol.
Scott thought he had a shot at catching one of America's Most Wanted.