Nicknaming your boyfriend's penis is awesome.
Anthony Jeselnik is brutally honest with his girlfriend.
Jasper Redd thinks a car horn should sound like gunshots.
Doing a black guy is worth the screwed up credit.
AA is for quitters.
Men will take any woman home with them.
Nathan Trenholm uses his quick wit to keep him out of fights.
The FDA is bound to approve crack as a fertility drug.
Kevin Shea is scared of what doctors will tell him.
Becky's mom doesn't know how to hang up the phone.
