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Posted: 03/12/2010 Views: 7418Shane Mauss ate mushrooms and wandered into a Best Buy because he thought it was the future.
Posted: 03/12/2010 Views: 4743Shane Mauss has been freakishly skinny his entire life because there's a hole in his butt.
Posted: 03/12/2010 Views: 11412If something crawled up your ass and died, you should be happy that it's no longer alive.
Posted: 03/12/2010 Views: 4742Shane Mauss was sleeping in a blanket that could randomly burst into flames at any moment.
Posted: 03/12/2010 Views: 4166Shane Mauss carries a baby around with him for self-defense.
Posted: 03/12/2010 Views: 5876Shane Mauss' vegan friend is always trying to push his vegan propaganda on him.
Posted: 03/12/2010 Views: 4838Shane Mauss has a hard time telling the difference between when he's drunk and when he's wasted.
Posted: 03/12/2010 Views: 4922We get it, your legs are gone -- let's keep the line moving.
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