If something crawled up your ass and died, you should be happy that it's no longer alive.
Shane Mauss has been freakishly skinny his entire life because there's a hole in his butt.
Only a dear, dear friend of Shane Mauss would know how much he enjoys free porn.
Shane Mauss carries a baby around with him for self-defense.
To Shane Mauss' pessimistic girlfriend, the vagina is always half-empty.
Shane Mauss' vegan friend is always trying to push his vegan propaganda on him.
Shane Mauss has a hard time telling the difference between when he's drunk and when he's wasted.
Shane Mauss ate mushrooms and wandered into a Best Buy because he thought it was the future.
We get it, your legs are gone -- let's keep the line moving.