The brains in Manchester, CT work like Stephen Hawking looks.
Shane Mauss has been freakishly skinny his entire life because there's a hole in his butt.
Shane Mauss has a hard time telling the difference between when he's drunk and when he's wasted.
If something crawled up your ass and died, you should be happy that it's no longer alive.
Shane Mauss was sleeping in a blanket that could randomly burst into flames at any moment.
Shane Mauss' vegan friend is always trying to push his vegan propaganda on him.
Only a dear, dear friend of Shane Mauss would know how much he enjoys free porn.
To Shane Mauss' pessimistic girlfriend, the vagina is always half-empty.
Shane Mauss carries a baby around with him for self-defense.
Shane Mauss ate mushrooms and wandered into a Best Buy because he thought it was the future.