How come it's never Huey Lewis?
Shane Mauss loves bacon. ItÂ’s not a choice -- he was born this way. Like the time he went to a pig roast, ate a whole pig, and wished there was some bacon on it.
The brains in Manchester, Connecticut work like Stephen Hawking looks.
Only a dear, dear friend of Shane Mauss would know how much he enjoys free porn.
If anyone complains about my driving, I turn off their airbag.
To Shane, bacon smells like home. He's even got a chandelier made of bacon!
Shane Mauss has been freakishly skinny his entire life because there's a hole in his butt.
We get it, your legs are gone -- let's keep the line moving.
Shane is from Wisconsin, so he drinks a lot.
To Shane Mauss' pessimistic girlfriend, the vagina is always half-empty.