You can tell how old you are by using the "Pick Up Test."
Gene is a Chicano who will give you the bone.
Latinos in the U.S. can multiply forever.
Ralphie May would like to know what kind of parents let their daughter walk alone in the woods.
Climb into the passenger seat and wait for the officer's reaction.
Otis puts the romance back in prison sex.
There are much easier ways to find gays in the military than to spend $27 million.
Los Angeles: Mexican food -- good; gangs -- bad.
George Lopez has never been drunk, but he has been all f**ked up.
