Summer in New York City smells like garbage just got out of yoga class.
Sheng Wang's friend isn't morally superior for not masturbating, he's just more professional.
Sheng Wang doesn't understand why all of his liberal female friends want diamond engagement rings.
Sometimes it's hard to tell where broken English ends and New York sarcasm begins.
Most people don't realize how awesome losing your hair can be.
The word "ambulance" is written backwards on the front of every ambulance for a reason.
Sheng Wang discovers that Visine makes the whites of your eyes suspiciously white.
If a person suddenly grew a pair of testicles, they would be a lot more vulnerable.
It's weird to watch pornography and think to yourself, "Gosh, maybe it is time for me to start a family."