President George W. Bush should be vague in his press conferences.
Donnell Rawlings' neighborhood is a war zone.
Lenny Clarke got in a cab and gave the guy $20 to move over so he could drive.
Arabs took the pressure off black people.
D.L. Hughley doesn't like flying.
Terrorism is relative.
Dudes don't comment on each other's balls.
An orange alert is too general.
After 9/11, fat people became the people to pick on at the airports.
Chris Mata's right eye cares about litter.
