President George W. Bush should be vague in his press conferences.
Lenny Clarke got in a cab and gave the guy $20 to move over so he could drive.
Arabs took the pressure off black people.
Donnell Rawlings' neighborhood is a war zone.
D.L. Hughley doesn't like flying.
Terrorism is relative.
Dudes don't comment on each other's balls.
An orange alert is too general.
After 9/11, fat people became the people to pick on at the airports.
Chris Mata's right eye cares about litter.
