You don't need to climb a mountain when you have a house.
Posted: 02/21/2010 Views: 24052Men don't mind having sex in front of a baby.
Posted: 02/21/2010 Views: 14863If Sinbad stole $500 million, he would not be able to stay calm.
Posted: 02/21/2010 Views: 35275There should be a husband training program.
Posted: 02/21/2010 Views: 29633Men snore at night because the women they sleep with suck the life out of them.
Posted: 02/21/2010 Views: 24969Sometimes the customer is stupid and you have to shut him down.
Posted: 02/21/2010 Views: 33006If women don't want men to lie, then they should stop asking them stupid questions.
Posted: 02/21/2010 Views: 19804Old people have to go to the movies together -- one to see and the other to listen.
Posted: 02/21/2010 Views: 51698Old married people need each other to stand up.
Posted: 02/21/2010 Views: 24617The next black president is going to be from Cleveland and will have a perm.
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