There should be a husband training program.
Men snore at night because the women they sleep with suck the life out of them.
You don't need to climb a mountain when you have a house.
If women don't want men to lie, then they should stop asking them stupid questions.
Men don't mind having sex in front of a baby.
Old married people need each other to stand up.
If Sinbad stole $500 million, he would not be able to stay calm.
The next black president is going to be from Cleveland and will have a perm.
Sometimes the customer is stupid and you have to shut him down.