There should be a husband training program.
Old people have to go to the movies together -- one to see and the other to listen.
Men snore at night because the women they sleep with suck the life out of them.
If women don't want men to lie, then they should stop asking them stupid questions.
Men don't mind having sex in front of a baby.
Old married people need each other to stand up.
If Sinbad stole $500 million, he would not be able to stay calm.
The next black president is going to be from Cleveland and will have a perm.
Sometimes the customer is stupid and you have to shut him down.