The next black president is going to be from Cleveland and will have a perm.
Old married people need each other to stand up.
If Sinbad stole $500 million, he would not be able to stay calm.
You don't need to climb a mountain when you have a house.
Men don't mind having sex in front of a baby.
Sometimes the customer is stupid and you have to shut him down.
If women don't want men to lie, then they should stop asking them stupid questions.
Old people have to go to the movies together -- one to see and the other to listen.
Men snore at night because the women they sleep with suck the life out of them.