If women don't want men to lie, then they should stop asking them stupid questions.
Men don't mind having sex in front of a baby.
Old married people need each other to stand up.
Sometimes the customer is stupid and you have to shut him down.
Men snore at night because the women they sleep with suck the life out of them.
Old people have to go to the movies together -- one to see and the other to listen.
The next black president is going to be from Cleveland and will have a perm.
You don't need to climb a mountain when you have a house.
If Sinbad stole $500 million, he would not be able to stay calm.