Having a debilitating accident while staying in a handicapped room isn't that bad of a situation.
Having a debilitating accident while staying in a handicapped room isn't that bad of a situation.
Given the choice of kangaroo sex and koala sex, you'd probably be wise to go with the koala sex.
Why do kids get to do all the drinking and drugging?
Greg Giraldo highlights some of the positive aspects of the Puerto Rican Day parade.
How did America's children become so phenomenally fat?
Barack Obama had to ask his wife's permission to run for president? Really?
Greg explains how bachelorette parties prove that they'll never change the American way of life.
If we keep coddling children, we could end up destroying the nation's porn industry.
Cleavage isn't a smart bomb.
People always want to compare their dogs to kids.
Nowadays, everyone is open about every evil thing they do.
America is getting dumber all the time, especially compared to Europe.
Greg Giraldo looks so white he could almost pass for "normal."