Demetri Martin adds another set of wings to a hawk.

If you cut off Demetri's handshake, he will curtsey on your ass.

Demetri Martin writes the first book in the fifth person perspective.

Take a magical journey to the shire where Demetri Martin's jokes come from.

If Demetri left out tiny garbage cans, he would also leave a tiny sweater.

Every door isn't heavy.

Porcupines are also skewers.

Mytho-Zoology is a crappy band from San Diego.

Demetri Martin sets a more comedy club-like tone.

Demetri Martin is not a smoker, but he does carry a lighter.

There's a reason there are no B batteries.
