Using shoulder technique earned Dane membership in an exclusive club of cell phone users.

Dave Attell recounts how Greg Giraldo handled a fire alarm going off throughout his set.

Dane has never watched Isolated Incident, because he doesn't want to spoil the feeling of the performance.

Dane finally decides to delete his mother's number from his phone.

Dane wants a multi-ethnic family.

Dane watched his cell phone toboggan down his chest in the bathroom.

Joe, Amy, Shane and Baron grow closer over mimosas.

A look at the musicality of the Civil War.

You know what else is going around? Babies.

What the f*ck are you gonna do to help these f*ckin' kids?!

Rocky music is playing in your head, and then it's just quiet.
