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George W. Bush is like a Baldwin.
Steve thinks Hillary Clinton is kind of hot.
Our relations with Cuba suck right now.
The homeless aren't the ones who need pity.
Every president has had extra-marital affairs.
Hanson wrote the song, "Where's the Love?" The answer is in their hands.
Every time a Kennedy dies, a comic gets his wings.
You know, I'm not saying what Clinton did is right or wrong;
I'm just saying it's right. I don't care! Like Lewinsky: 'She was young enough to be...
I'd love to have some sympathy for what happened to Michael
Kennedy, but I can't because sometimes bad things happen to bad people. When you get...
I hate this election year 'cause it's over: it's Bush and Gore.
That's it, Bush and Gore -- doesn't sound like an election, sounds like a snuff film.
It sucks for Bush to walk around, 'I'm not an insider.' You're
the president's kid! You're a Baldwin!
You got Hillary running for senate. Yeah, that's what America
needs -- another white male senator.
No matter what the issue is, he has the pat African American
answer. He's like the black See and Say, just pull the string: 'The cops were...
I'm tired of hearing about how America's a bully. America is
not a bully. Bullies beat you up and take your money, and that is not what America...
Our relations with Cuba suck right now. Why? Because of that
kid. Look, you know what? I'm sorry this all happened, but I am so tired of hearing...
I'm gonna miss Clinton, I really am. I don't care that he had
affairs. It doesn't bother me. He's not screwing my girlfriend. And even if he was,...