Steve McGrew had scabs instead of knee-pads.
It's gross to think of your parents having sex.
Women should spend less money on cosmetics and more on Jack Daniels.
God hates mobile homes.
Steve loves that new wife smell.
If you can't fix something with duct tape, then it's broke.
Animals know how to have good sex.
Steve only goes to Wal-Mart when he's feeling depressed.