It's hard to find your pockets when you're drunk.
Views: 1,061
Posted: 02/24/1992
Comments
Got something to say? Leave a comment below.
Steve Shaffer - Honesty
If a seven-year-old says you're ugly -- you are.
Tags: Steve Shaffer (4), imitations (847), kids (831)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,874
Steve Shaffer - Religion
Steve only gets religious when he has to fly.
Tags: Steve Shaffer (4), The A-List (486), religion (404)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 765
Steve Shaffer - Marriage
You learn certain things when you get married.
Tags: Steve Shaffer (4), men/women (1155), ethnic (870)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,001
Ted Alexandro - Healthy
No one wants the cow that got bad grades.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (20), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 08/12/01
Views: 6,013
Steve Shaffer - Honesty
If a seven-year-old says you're ugly -- you are.
Tags: Steve Shaffer (4), imitations (847), kids (831)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,874
T. Sean Shannon - Working Out
T. Sean's New Year's resolution was to get in shape.
Tags: T. Sean Shannon (4), health (657), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 427
Steve Shaffer - Marriage
You learn certain things when you get married.
Tags: Steve Shaffer (4), men/women (1155), ethnic (870)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,001
Steve Shaffer - Religion
Steve only gets religious when he has to fly.
Tags: Steve Shaffer (4), The A-List (486), religion (404)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 765
John Caponera - Everything Sucks
John hates being around negative people.
Tags: John Caponera (4), imitations (847), alcohol (516)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,589
Mark Schiff - Doctors Office
Doctors have the awesome power to say, "Get undressed, I'll be right in."
Tags: Mark Schiff (4), imitations (847), health (657)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,624
Mark Pitta - Practical Jokes
Prank phone calls can keep you young.
Tags: Mark Pitta (5), imitations (847), health (657)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 959
Stevie Ray Fromstein - Sex Noises
Men aren't as vocal in bed as women.
Tags: Stevie Ray Fromstein (2), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,234
Lenny Clarke - Married and Catholic
Catholics don't get divorced.
Tags: Lenny Clarke (16), men/women (1155), imitations (847)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,773
Looking for something else?
