There are some mean nuns at Catholic school.
Sit down and shut up -- this priest is double-parked.
Life is all about chocolate milk.
Anyone a pope here?
Ray James learned to masturbate in the shower.
Cristela Alonzo's mother gives the worst directions.
The youngest child has to deal with all the problems caused by the older children.
Richard Jeni had trouble staying awake during church as a kid.
Catholics have the scariest imagery.
God doesn't check IDs.