Clothing store employees must mock everyone who tries on a bathing suit.
Views: 3,816
Posted: 02/24/1992
Sue Murphy - Garage Sale
There's nothing more pathetic on earth than a garage sale.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), money (606), self-deprecating (211)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 4,742
Sue Murphy - Moving
There is nothing worse than moving.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (147), Nick DiPaolo (64)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 5,554
Sue Murphy - Tan
Sue Murphy tans for too long.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), health (657), fashion (239)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 2,264
Sue Murphy - Guys
Two of Sue's ex-boyfriends are gay.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 1,829
Sue Murphy - The Heart Must Go On
Celine Dion needs to be stopped.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 1,594
Sue Murphy - Being Cool
Everybody's a dork.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 2,612
Sue Murphy - Femininity
High heels make women easier to hunt.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 1,652
Sue Murphy - Locker Room
The treadmill is a metaphor for insecurity.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 1,424
Sue Murphy - Moving
There is nothing worse than moving.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (2172), observational (364)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 3,252
Sue Murphy - Life Experience
Sue's teenage friend rocks.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 1,638
Sue Murphy - B.O. Man
On the hottest day of the year, it's inevitable that you run into B.O. Man.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), men/women (1155), lookin' good (488)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,713
Sue Murphy - Guy Noise
Guys make strange noises when they look at beautiful women.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), men/women (1155), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 5,404
Sue Murphy - Thanksgiving
It just proves how much fun it is to eat.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), men/women (1155), food (719)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,208
Sue Murphy - Garage Sale
There's nothing more pathetic on earth than a garage sale.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), money (606), self-deprecating (211)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 4,742
Bob Nickman - Man/Woman
Bob is all things to all people.
Tags: Bob Nickman (3), men/women (1155), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,996
Danielle Koenig - Friend's Tattoo
Why would someone tattoo her vagina?
Tags: Danielle Koenig (2), men/women (1155), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 01/15/04
Views: 3,058
Sue Murphy - Moving
There is nothing worse than moving.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (2172), observational (364)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 3,252
Richard Lewis - Simultaneous Orgasm
You probably don't need to run a victory lap around the bed.
Tags: Richard Lewis (60), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,446
Dana Gould - Girlfriend Moving Out
She'll leave you with just your toaster and a fork.
Tags: Dana Gould (16), men/women (1155), dating (786)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,027
Richard Lewis - Sexual Nicknames
Richard needs heat.
Tags: Richard Lewis (60), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,946
