The best Barbie was the Malibu Barbie with the bendable legs.
Views: 937
Posted: 02/24/1992
Sue Murphy - Garage Sale
There's nothing more pathetic on earth than a garage sale.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), money (606), self-deprecating (211)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 4,742
Sue Murphy - Moving
There is nothing worse than moving.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (147), Nick DiPaolo (64)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 5,554
Sue Murphy - Tan
Sue Murphy tans for too long.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), health (657), fashion (239)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 2,264
Sue Murphy - Guys
Two of Sue's ex-boyfriends are gay.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 1,829
Sue Murphy - The Heart Must Go On
Celine Dion needs to be stopped.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 1,594
Sue Murphy - Being Cool
Everybody's a dork.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 2,612
Sue Murphy - Femininity
High heels make women easier to hunt.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 1,652
Sue Murphy - Locker Room
The treadmill is a metaphor for insecurity.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 1,424
Sue Murphy - Moving
There is nothing worse than moving.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (2172), observational (364)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 3,252
Sue Murphy - Life Experience
Sue's teenage friend rocks.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 1,638
Evan Davis - Toys
Even kindergarteners have computers these days.
Tags: Evan Davis (3), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/30/94
Views: 731
Wayne Federman - Growing Up
Growing up in Florida was hard for Wayne because all his friends were retired.
Tags: Wayne Federman (16), sex (1202), growing up (512)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 969
Marc Price - Child Star
Show business is no place for a kid.
Tags: Marc Price (4), sex (1202), kids (831)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 515
Lois Bromfield - Sexual Peak
Lois has to drive past high schools to find guys in their sexual peak.
Tags: Lois Bromfield (4), sex (1202), men/women (1155)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 4,231
Maryellen Hooper - Barbie Head
Maryellen went to beauty school because of her Barbie head.
Tags: Maryellen Hooper (9), men/women (1155), growing up (512)
Posted: 04/10/02
Views: 2,279
Sue Murphy - Guy Noise
Guys make strange noises when they look at beautiful women.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), men/women (1155), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 5,404
Mike Dugan - Experience
When Mike was 18 years old, he was cocky about life.
Tags: Mike Dugan (5), growing up (512), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 451
Richard Lewis - Having Kids
Richard's sperm might need training wheels to get to the egg.
Tags: Richard Lewis (60), sex (1202), kids (831)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 2,743
Richard Lewis - Family Reunions
Richard is finally older than his mom.
Tags: Richard Lewis (60), sex (1202), family (647)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 316
