High heels make women easier to hunt.
Filed under: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Views: 396
Posted: 01/18/1999
Sue Murphy - Guy Noise
Guys make strange noises when they look at beautiful women.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), men/women (919), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,880
Sue Murphy - Garage Sale
There's nothing more pathetic on earth than a garage sale.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), money (470), self-deprecating (211)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 2,384
Sue Murphy - Moving
There is nothing worse than moving.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (148), Nick DiPaolo (60)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 1,956
Sue Murphy - Moving
There is nothing worse than moving.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (1803), observational (335)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 1,583
Sue Murphy - Buying a Bathing Suit
Clothing store employees must mock everyone who tries on a bathing suit.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), men/women (919), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,578
Sue Murphy - B.O. Man
On the hottest day of the year, it's inevitable that you run into B.O. Man.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), men/women (919), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,227
Sue Murphy - Tan
Sue Murphy tans for too long.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), health (540), fashion (181)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 1,146
Sue Murphy - Being Cool
Everybody's a dork.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (787)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 1,010
Sue Murphy - Guys
Two of Sue's ex-boyfriends are gay.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 747
Sue Murphy - Different Kinds of Barbies
The best Barbie was the Malibu Barbie with the bendable legs.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), sex (983), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 583
Sue Murphy - Locker Room
The treadmill is a metaphor for insecurity.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (786)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 374
Sue Murphy - Guys
Two of Sue's ex-boyfriends are gay.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (918)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 747
Sue Murphy - Being Cool
Everybody's a dork.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (786)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 1,010
Sue Murphy - Senior Prom
Being tan is important.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (1803), parents (467)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 465
Sue Murphy - B.O. Man
On the hottest day of the year, it's inevitable that you run into B.O. Man.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), men/women (918), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,227
Sue Murphy - Life Experience
Sue's teenage friend rocks.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (787)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 400
The Sklar Brothers - Telemarketers
Telemarketers in the new millennium are sneakier.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (918)
Posted: 07/08/01
Views: 2,576
Ralph Harris - Institution
Married people are good actors.
Tags: Ralph Harris (5), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (918)
Posted: 07/25/00
Views: 1,278
Sue Murphy - Tan
Sue Murphy tans for too long.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), health (540), fashion (181)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 1,146
Sue Murphy - Moving
There is nothing worse than moving.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (1803), observational (335)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 1,583
