There's nothing more pathetic on earth than a garage sale.
Filed under: Sue Murphy (17), money (471), self-deprecating (211)
Views: 2,384
Posted: 12/15/2004
Sue Murphy - Guy Noise
Guys make strange noises when they look at beautiful women.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), men/women (919), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 3,884
Sue Murphy - Moving
There is nothing worse than moving.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (148), Nick DiPaolo (60)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 1,958
Sue Murphy - Moving
There is nothing worse than moving.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (1803), observational (335)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 1,583
Sue Murphy - Buying a Bathing Suit
Clothing store employees must mock everyone who tries on a bathing suit.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), men/women (919), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,582
Sue Murphy - B.O. Man
On the hottest day of the year, it's inevitable that you run into B.O. Man.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), men/women (919), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,229
Sue Murphy - Tan
Sue Murphy tans for too long.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), health (540), fashion (181)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 1,146
Sue Murphy - Being Cool
Everybody's a dork.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 1,010
Sue Murphy - Guys
Two of Sue's ex-boyfriends are gay.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 01/18/99
Views: 747
Sue Murphy - Different Kinds of Barbies
The best Barbie was the Malibu Barbie with the bendable legs.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), sex (983), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 583
Andrew Donnelly - Super 8 Motel
When Andrew Donnelly travels, he likes to stay in fancy places.
Tags: Andrew Donnelly (2), money (471), travel (249)
Posted: 05/18/04
Views: 889
Sue Murphy - Moving
There is nothing worse than moving.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (148), Nick DiPaolo (60)
Posted: 11/17/04
Views: 1,958
Sue Murphy - Tan
Sue Murphy tans for too long.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), health (540), fashion (181)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 1,146
Mike Birbiglia - Dance Club
Mike Birbiglia goes dancing.
Tags: Mike Birbiglia (39), self-deprecating (211), Shorties Watchin' Shorties (148)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 2,994
Sue Murphy - Buying a Bathing Suit
Clothing store employees must mock everyone who tries on a bathing suit.
Tags: Sue Murphy (17), men/women (919), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 1,582
Jim Gaffigan - Pale and Bald
Balding is God's way of saying, "Let's see him get laid now."
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (34), sex (983), lookin' good (260)
Posted: 05/04/04
Views: 4,655
Ted Alexandro - Big Guys at the Gym
They're like a group of big pigeons.
Tags: Ted Alexandro (20), health (540), self-deprecating (211)
Posted: 12/08/04
Views: 2,631
Dane Cook - Don't Cheat
Dane Cook and his 40-foot key cheat on his girlfriend.
Tags: Dane Cook (37), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 19,944
Bobcat Goldthwait - Salt and Pepper
To look younger from the waist down, pluck your white pubic hairs.
Tags: Bobcat Goldthwait (12), health (540), aging (274)
Posted: 11/10/04
Views: 2,623
Jay Mohr - Homeless Olympics
Jay Mohr promotes the Homeless Olympics.
Tags: Jay Mohr (21), money (471), New York City (303)
Posted: 04/27/04
Views: 1,895
