Rappers have too many guests on their albums.
The Jackson family could be in cahoots with the government.
Ted tries to keep in shape by going to the gym.
Ted Alexandro wants his own PSA against racism.
Ted Alexandro admires women's taste in sexy clothing.
All these natural disasters are beginning to cost Ted a lot of money.
A look back at the 2004 presidential candidates.
Ted relives his Mardi Gras experience.
They're like a group of big pigeons.