Ted tries to keep in shape by going to the gym.
Rappers have too many guests on their albums.
A look back at the 2004 presidential candidates.
Ted relives his Mardi Gras experience.
Ted spent five years of his life teaching the recorder in New York City schools.
Ted Alexandro admires women's taste in sexy clothing.
The Jackson family could be in cahoots with the government.
All these natural disasters are beginning to cost Ted a lot of money.
They're like a group of big pigeons.