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Let's see my life is so fascinating that I don't even know where to begin. Ok how about here, I was born in Meridian Mississippi but was raised in Sandusky, Ohio. I am the youngest of four children (two boys and two girls). I was raised by a single mother, I'm pretty sure that's where I get my strong nature. I hate to sound so typical but I as the class clown and the recipient of several... [MORE]
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Tess - Juicy

God did not intend for a woman to weigh 90 pounds.

Tags: Tess (8), Comedy Central Presents (1874), men/women (946)

Posted: 02/24/05
Views: 766

Tess - Women in Politics

Condoleezza Rice is a great liar.

Tags: Tess (8), Comedy Central Presents (1874), men/women (946)

Posted: 02/24/05
Views: 481

Tess - Working Women

Tess blames this "working craze" on the feminists.

Tags: Tess (8), Comedy Central Presents (1874), sex (1000)

Posted: 02/24/05
Views: 715

Tess - No Ring, No Ding-a-Ling

Tess offers advice to her mentees at her church.

Tags: Tess (8), Comedy Central Presents (1874), sex (1000)

Posted: 02/24/05
Views: 1,079

Tess - Dating All Men

Tess is a rainbow coalition of dating.

Tags: Tess (8), Comedy Central Presents (1874), sex (1000)

Posted: 02/24/05
Views: 778

Tess - Nipples

Tess used to have a 56FF bra size.

Tags: Tess (8), Comedy Central Presents (1874), men/women (946)

Posted: 02/24/05
Views: 1,065

Tess - Family Life

Tess' parents are preoccupied with death.

Tags: Tess (8), Comedy Central Presents (1874), ethnic (741)

Posted: 02/24/05
Views: 436

Tess - Interview

CCP: Tess

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Tess - Tub-a-Love

Big girls have to stick together.

Tags: Tess (8), sex (1000), men/women (946)

Posted: 10/25/01
Views: 1,713

Tess - International Dating

Tess has dated them all.

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Posted: 02/25/05
Views: 2,838

Tess: Big Girls in Style

Big girls, we starting to get in style with the skinny girls, too. We can wear thongs, now. I can wear a thong -- shoot, you may not be able to see...

Posted: 10/25/2001

Tess: 90 Pounds

God did not intend for a woman to weigh 90 pounds, alright? If you do, you are in third grade. Me, personally, I think the only thing that should...

Posted: 02/24/2005

Tess: On Monica Lewinsky

I was like, 'Shut up, Monica. Shut up. You messin' it up for all the good, honest hos in the world.'

Posted: 02/24/2005

Tess: Blame the Feminists

I never really wanted to work. I blame this whole working craze on the feminists, that's who I blame it on. I don't know who put them in charge....

Posted: 02/24/2005

Tess: Wait Until You Get Married

You're supposed to wait 'til you get married, get you a nice little ring on your finger -- a nice rock, or a pebble if he cheap, but preferably a...

Posted: 02/24/2005