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Tess

Tess

Tess
Let's see my life is so fascinating that I don't even know where to begin. Ok how about here, I was...
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1 - 8 of 8 Tess Videos
Family Life (1:20)

Tess' parents are preoccupied with death.

Posted: 02/24/2005 Views: 1035
No Ring, No Ding-a-Ling (2:28)

Tess offers advice to her mentees at her church.

Posted: 02/24/2005 Views: 5224
Women in Politics (3:11)

Condoleezza Rice is a great liar.

Posted: 02/24/2005 Views: 1273
Nipples (1:58)

Tess used to have a 56FF bra size.

Posted: 02/24/2005 Views: 1947
Juicy (2:38)

God did not intend for a woman to weigh 90 pounds.

Posted: 02/24/2005 Views: 1706
Working Women (2:54)

Tess blames this "working craze" on the feminists.

Posted: 02/24/2005 Views: 1518
Dating All Men (5:07)

Tess is a rainbow coalition of dating.

Posted: 02/24/2005 Views: 5725
Tub-a-Love (3:44)

Big girls have to stick together.

Posted: 10/25/2001 Views: 2673
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Tess: 90 Pounds
God did not intend for a woman to weigh 90 pounds, alright? If you do, you are in third grade. Me, personally, I think the only thing that should weigh 90 pounds is maybe one full grown titty.
 

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