If you drop out of school, you will become a stripper.
Comedy Central Presents (2172),
kids (831)
Views: 6,482
Posted: 05/13/2004
Tig Notaro - Concave
Tig is still waiting for her boobs to grow in.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 3,783
Tig Notaro - Indoor Cat
Tig's cat has never been outside.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)
Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 3,709
Tig Notaro - SkyMall
SkyMall Magazine has a lot of great products, but they're too expensive.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2172), food (719)
Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 2,159
Tig Notaro - Up Your Ass
If something is stuck up your ass, you want to involve as few people as possible.
Tags: Comedy Central Presents (2172), men/women (1155)
Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 7,075
Tig Notaro - Nine Months
Do not go in Tig's mom's womb.
Tags: dating (786), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 1,115
Tig Notaro - Running Magazines
Couldn't one issue of a running magazine cover everything?
Tags: Premium Blend (748), animals (540)
Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 2,036
Freddy Soto - Con Artist Dad
Now that Freddy Soto has grown up, his dad wants his millions of dollars paid back.
Tags: Freddy Soto (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 05/01/03
Views: 10,556
Finesse Mitchell - Young Mom
Finesse and his mom never got along because of being in the same age group.
Tags: Finesse Mitchell (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 02/22/07
Views: 5,013
Victoria Jackson - Suburbs
Nobody respects a suburbanite.
Tags: Victoria Jackson (8), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 08/15/00
Views: 2
David Feldman - Drug Wars
TV is the biggest opiate in this country.
Tags: David Feldman (14), kids (831), health (657)
Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 2,420
Jim David - Pets
There was a time when drugs were healthy.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (2172), imitations (847)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 7,780
Freddy Soto - Roaches
Ever have a roach fly out of your shoe?
Tags: Freddy Soto (10), imitations (847), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 02/08/01
Views: 3,098
Larry the Cable Guy - Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
Larry might not be smarter than a 5th grader, but he can sure beat the sh*t out of one.
Tags: Larry the Cable Guy (34), men/women (1155), kids (831)
Posted: 02/01/10
Views: 28,578
Rich Williams - Dead Parents
Rich Williams recounts his two senior proms.
Tags: Rich Williams (2), kids (831), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 11/17/05
Views: 1,735
Tig Notaro - Nine Months
Do not go in Tig's mom's womb.
Tags: dating (786), Premium Blend (748)
Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 1,115
Jim Gaffigan - The Youngest Child
The youngest child has to deal with all the problems caused by the older children.
Tags: Jim Gaffigan (39), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 07/11/00
Views: 25,236
