If you drop out of school, you will become a stripper.
Filed under: Tig (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Views: 1,768
Posted: 05/13/2004
Tig - Indoor Cat
Tig's cat has never been outside.
Tags: Tig (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (471)
Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 1,874
Tig - Up Your Ass
If something is stuck up your ass, you want to involve as few people as possible.
Tags: Tig (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 1,805
Tig - Concave
Tig is still waiting for her boobs to grow in.
Tags: Tig (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 1,250
Tig - Wheelchair Becky
Barbie is a snob.
Tags: Tig (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 1,178
Tig - Running Magazines
Couldn't one issue of a running magazine cover everything?
Tags: Tig (8), Premium Blend (749), animals (439)
Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 795
Tig - SkyMall
SkyMall Magazine has a lot of great products, but they're too expensive.
Tags: Tig (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), food (550)
Posted: 05/13/04
Views: 612
Tig - Nine Months
Do not go in Tig's mom's womb.
Tags: Tig (8), Premium Blend (749), dating (637)
Posted: 02/01/01
Views: 481
Finesse Mitchell - Young Mom
Finesse and his mom never got along because of being in the same age group.
Tags: Finesse Mitchell (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 02/22/07
Views: 1,792
Freddy Soto - Con Artist Dad
Now that Freddy Soto has grown up, his dad wants his millions of dollars paid back.
Tags: Freddy Soto (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 05/01/03
Views: 3,887
Jeffrey Ross - Sexually Transmitted Skills
Sex would be better if it could enhance your resume.
Tags: Jeffrey Ross (23), sex (983), imitations (789)
Posted: 07/17/02
Views: 1,759
Victoria Jackson - Suburbs
Nobody respects a suburbanite.
Tags: Victoria Jackson (8), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 08/15/00
Views: 0
David Feldman - Drug Wars
TV is the biggest opiate in this country.
Tags: David Feldman (14), kids (642), family (582)
Posted: 05/23/93
Views: 390
Jim David - Pets
There was a time when drugs were healthy.
Tags: Jim David (13), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 12/10/00
Views: 2,044
Larry the Cable Guy - Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader?
Larry might not be smarter than a 5th grader, but he can sure beat the sh*t out of one.
Tags: Larry the Cable Guy (32), men/women (919), kids (642)
Posted: 02/01/10
Views: 4,182
Freddy Soto - Roaches
Ever have a roach fly out of your shoe?
Tags: Freddy Soto (10), imitations (789), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 02/08/01
Views: 1,029
Rich Williams - Dead Parents
Rich Williams recounts his two senior proms.
Tags: Rich Williams (2), Premium Blend (749), kids (642)
Posted: 11/17/05
Views: 437
