TJ Miller is blackout drunk.
Can you imagine if I had ketchup bottles for legs?
T.J. Miller is on the Hot List because he's too hot to handle, too cold to hold.
You can't hi-five the death of a family member.
My girlfriend has breasts like, "Meh!"
Why 69 when you can 96?
TJ Miller - Chocolate-Covered Cherries
TJ does some characters.
I always give change to the homeless.