You can't hi-five the death of a family member.
Can you imagine if I had ketchup bottles for legs?
T.J. Miller is on the Hot List because he's too hot to handle, too cold to hold.
My girlfriend has breasts like, "Meh!"
Why 69 when you can 96?
TJ Miller - Chocolate-Covered Cherries
TJ does some characters.
TJ Miller is blackout drunk.
I always give change to the homeless.