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Todd Lynn is on a roll. Having fine-tuned his act as a touring stand-up comedian for a number of years, Todd's time has come. Armed with the experience of countless clubs and universities, Todd is now taking his act to a new level.

Having already appeared four times on BET's Comic View and written for Comedy Central's Comic Groove, Todd's broad appeal has earned him appearances on CBS's "Late Show with David Letterman" and Comedy Central's "Premium Blend". He was the hit at the "Just for Laugh's" 20th Anniversary Comedy Festival in Montreal, Canada. Todd is truly an act to watch. He currently has a development deal with Touchstone Television.

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Aziz AnsariJust got excited as fuck cause I realized Lost is now on Tues AND just had some ridic tasty sliders from @CounterBurger. #ThisDayisDope5:27 PM Today

Michael Ian BlackHurry up, snow. I'm desperately waiting to cancel every plan I've ever made.5:26 PM Today

Aziz AnsariNY PEOPLE: Go see two of my favorite comics @hannibalburess and @joemande at Comix tonight: http://comixny.com/event.aspx?eid=7005:20 PM Today

Anjelah JohnsonI'm trying not to be discouraged. I guess a lot of stores don't have it yet :-( u can still order online. thanks for all the support! #fb5:13 PM Today

Matt BraungerWow, scratch anything except drinking black coffee at home today off the to-do list. My replacement side mirror can wait. As can groceries.5:06 PM Today

Larry The Cable GuyWhere's Al Gore been lately! That sumbitch needs an Amber Alert! Ever since Washington DC got 33 inches of Global Warmin he's a no show!5:00 PM Today

Larry The Cable GuyI'm headed to my favorite place to take the kids!! sea World on Thursady! Then I'm headed to Daytona on the weekend! I gotta car rinnin. #494:56 PM Today

Matt BraungerOftentimes I return to this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5lvU-DislkI Like an old friend who's always there.4:56 PM Today

Tammy PescatelliBack stage at Bonnie Hunt- what a classy show!!4:38 PM Today

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Todd Lynn - Gay Phase

Men don't have gay "phases."

Posted: 05/13/05
Views: 9,827

Todd Lynn - Pre-Midlife Crisis

At 35, what is your opening line to talk to women?

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Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 3,609

Todd Lynn - Going Out to Dinner

When going out to dinner, men care about eating -- that's it.

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Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 2,963

Todd Lynn - Showers with Girlfriends

Women hog all the hot water in the shower.

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Posted: 11/15/02
Views: 2,916

Todd Lynn - Man Breasts

These things are impossible to get rid of.

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Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 2,804

Todd Lynn - Interacting at Night

White people aren't afraid of black people during the day.

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Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 1,685

Todd Lynn - Here's My Story

It's different being black and growing up rich.

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Posted: 11/15/02
Views: 1,507

Todd Lynn - Hanging Up

I hate you! I hope you die! Boop.

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Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 1,146

Todd Lynn - Going Through Phases

Black people can't go through phases like white people can.

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Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 870

Todd Lynn - Hard to Live in New York

New Yorkers, you are the rudest people in the world.

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Posted: 05/12/05
Views: 762

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Todd Lynn: In an Elevator With a Little White Lady

I'm a big, black, thug, mean-looking dude. It's messed up my whole life. I can't do normal stuff, like I can't ride in an elevator with, like, a...

Tags: ethnic (436), Todd Lynn (12)

Posted: 11/15/2002

Todd Lynn: Baggy Pants

I got that whole thug-gangsta-rap-hip-hop-baggy-pants thing going on. I really don't want the baggy pants -- I just can't find no damn pants that...

Tags: lookin' good (491), fashion (114), music (110)

Posted: 11/15/2002

Todd Lynn: Ain't a Brother

I ain't a black dude. I ain't a brotha -- not the ones that y'all is used to. I grew up rich. Both of my parents were doctors; we were loaded. I...

Tags: ethnic (436), money (431), growing up (261)

Posted: 11/15/2002

Todd Lynn: Advice on Showering With Men

Women, here's a little advice on getting in the shower with men: 'No! No! No!' You know why we hate it? Because we don't ever get wet 'cause we end...

Tags: men/women (1724), dating (478), Todd Lynn (12)

Posted: 11/15/2002

Todd Lynn: Bad Place for Israel

Israel's been a country for 50 years. You think they could have picked a better place to put their country, not right smack in the middle of 30...

Tags: news & politics (622), ethnic (436), international affairs (349)

Posted: 11/15/2002

Todd Lynn: ATM Distance

I think, when you go to an ATM machine, there's a certain distance you should be the hell away from me while I'm putting my pin code in. In New...

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Posted: 05/12/2005

Todd Lynn: Super-Strength Mice

The mice climbed up the back of the refrigerator. They ate the protein bars. Now, I got these super-strength, genetically-altered mice running...

Tags: animals (949), housing (111), Todd Lynn (12)

Posted: 05/12/2005

Todd Lynn: Shoe Shopping

I went to buy a pair of shoes two days ago. Mind you, I think shoe salesmen are idiots. I just want to put that out there. I went to get some...

Tags: insults (1624), shopping (135), Todd Lynn (12)

Posted: 05/12/2005

Todd Lynn: Male Clarity After Sex

We're so creepy. We don't even know you until we sleep with you. Until we have sex, we have no idea who you are. Once we get sex, we get clarity....

Tags: sex (2384), men/women (1724), dating (478)

Posted: 05/12/2005

Todd Lynn: Rude Guys in New York

Guys are so rude in New York. You could go out with your girlfriend to the club. You, holding her hand -- another dude will walk up and hold her...

Tags: men/women (1724), dating (478), city (227)

Posted: 05/12/2005

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