Friends don't let friends drink and drive, but Tom doesn't have any friends.
Views: 5,090
Posted: 01/17/2000
Tom Cotter - Kids
Kids are to blame for the blister and aneurism you get from trying to use a cigarette lighter.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 3,959
Tom Cotter - Air Travel
An airplane comes with a designated driver, and his name is Captain.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), alcohol (516)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 3,935
Tom Cotter - Road Rage
Tom Cotter relives a road rage moment.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), driving (336)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 1,640
Tom Cotter - Family Life
It's pretty clear that Tom Cotter wasn't part of a normal family.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), family (647)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 2,119
Tom Cotter - Florida
Florida is Tom Cotter's favorite state because of the way it's shaped.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), observational (364)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 2,601
Tom Cotter - Kid Games
Playing musical chairs teaches you not to share.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), kids (831)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 2,372
Tom Cotter - College Kids
When a college kid compliments Tom Cotter, he takes it as a challenge to fight.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), alcohol (516)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 5,832
Tom Cotter - Extreme Sports
What makes skateboarding extreme but not football?
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), drugs (503)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 5,153
Tom Cotter - Ex-Girlfriend
Tom Cotter's current girlfriend really takes his breath away -- because of the asthma.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 1,784
Tom Cotter - My Grandmother
Tom Cotter's grandmother faced an untimely death at the hands of his garage.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 1,870
Mick Betancourt - Acid Trip
Mick took acid and freaked people out at a party.
Tags: Mick Betancourt (2), Premium Blend (748), drugs (503)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 1,796
Al Jackson - Drinking Crew
A 21-year-old white boy is the only species on this planet that is still excited about drinking.
Tags: Al Jackson (18), Comedy Central Presents (2172), ethnic (870)
Posted: 02/18/11
Views: 5,267
Nick DiPaolo - Coked Up
Nick remembers when soccer moms weren't ruling the world.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (64), Comedy Central Presents (2172), alcohol (516)
Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 8,953
Jimmie Roulette - Crushing Power
Jimmie Roulette has never looked at a turtle and thought, "We gotta get out of here."
Tags: Jimmie Roulette (1), Premium Blend (748), food (719)
Posted: 01/27/05
Views: 916
Michael Loftus - Designated Driver
Whatever you do, don't puke in the car.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), ethnic (870), imitations (847)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 4,951
Richard Lewis - Stoned Friend
Richard's friend smoked a lot of grass in college.
Tags: Richard Lewis (60), drugs (503), The A-List (486)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 487
Dan Boulger - Adoption
People who are adopted shouldn't feel insecure about themselves.
Tags: Dan Boulger (2), kids (831), parents (591)
Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 2,403
Vince Morris - Paying for Water
Vince is becoming an alcoholic because he's poor.
Tags: Vince Morris (10), Comedy Central Presents (2172), money (606)
Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 8,554
Paul F. Tompkins - Made a Mistake
Paul F. Tompkins gets drunk three hours before his party starts.
Tags: Paul F. Tompkins (45), drugs (503), friends (403)
Posted: 06/08/10
Views: 21,240
Mike Vecchione - Mating Season
Mike Vecchione looks like he could fist pump at any moment.
Tags: Mike Vecchione (14), Comedy Central Presents (2172), sex (1202)
Posted: 02/28/11
Views: 3,007
