Friends don't let friends drink and drive, but Tom doesn't have any friends.
Filed under: Tom Cotter (14), Premium Blend (749), animals (439)
Views: 2,559
Posted: 01/17/2000
Tom Cotter - Extreme Sports
What makes skateboarding extreme but not football?
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), drugs (377)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 3,878
Tom Cotter - Kids
Kids are to blame for the blister and aneurism you get from trying to use a cigarette lighter.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 2,995
Tom Cotter - Stupid Phrases
She's a party pooper? Keep her away from the dip.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Premium Blend (749), observational (335)
Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 2,570
Tom Cotter - College Kids
When a college kid compliments Tom Cotter, he takes it as a challenge to fight.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), alcohol (396)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 2,428
Tom Cotter - Air Travel
An airplane comes with a designated driver, and his name is Captain.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), alcohol (396)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 1,826
Tom Cotter - Florida
Florida is Tom Cotter's favorite state because of the way it's shaped.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), observational (335)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 1,646
Tom Cotter - Kid Games
Playing musical chairs teaches you not to share.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 1,274
Tom Cotter - Family Life
It's pretty clear that Tom Cotter wasn't part of a normal family.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), family (582)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 1,204
Mick Betancourt - Acid Trip
Mick took acid and freaked people out at a party.
Tags: Mick Betancourt (2), Premium Blend (749), drugs (377)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 679
Nick DiPaolo - Coked Up
Nick remembers when soccer moms weren't ruling the world.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (60), Comedy Central Presents (1803), alcohol (396)
Posted: 01/18/07
Views: 2,830
Jimmie Roulette - Crushing Power
Jimmie Roulette has never looked at a turtle and thought, "We gotta get out of here."
Tags: Jimmie Roulette (1), Premium Blend (749), food (550)
Posted: 01/27/05
Views: 402
Michael Loftus - Designated Driver
Whatever you do, don't puke in the car.
Tags: Michael Loftus (7), imitations (789), Premium Blend (749)
Posted: 12/13/99
Views: 2,184
Vince Morris - Paying for Water
Vince is becoming an alcoholic because he's poor.
Tags: Vince Morris (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), money (471)
Posted: 03/25/04
Views: 1,465
Dan Boulger - Adoption
People who are adopted shouldn't feel insecure about themselves.
Tags: Dan Boulger (2), kids (642), parents (467)
Posted: 06/21/07
Views: 1,256
Richard Lewis - Stoned Friend
Richard's friend smoked a lot of grass in college.
Tags: Richard Lewis (60), The A-List (486), drugs (377)
Posted: 02/24/92
Views: 161
Bonnie McFarlane - Do You Party?
Bonnie thought she was partying by attending a party.
Tags: Bonnie McFarlane (10), sex (983), men/women (919)
Posted: 01/22/04
Views: 3,426
Vince Morris - Getting Pulled Over
Vince's friend Steve isn't even named Steve.
Tags: Vince Morris (10), friends (281), driving (270)
Posted: 12/15/04
Views: 2,306
Retta - Credit Card Denied
There's nothing worse than losing the battle for the check and then getting your credit card denied.
Tags: Retta (12), Premium Blend (749), money (470)
Posted: 12/13/02
Views: 1,684
