Kids are to blame for the blister and aneurism you get from trying to use a cigarette lighter.
Filed under: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Views: 2,995
Posted: 03/11/2004
Tom Cotter - Extreme Sports
What makes skateboarding extreme but not football?
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), drugs (377)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 3,878
Tom Cotter - Stupid Phrases
She's a party pooper? Keep her away from the dip.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Premium Blend (749), observational (335)
Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 2,570
Tom Cotter - Drinking and Driving
Friends don't let friends drink and drive, but Tom doesn't have any friends.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Premium Blend (749), animals (439)
Posted: 01/17/00
Views: 2,559
Tom Cotter - College Kids
When a college kid compliments Tom Cotter, he takes it as a challenge to fight.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), alcohol (396)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 2,429
Tom Cotter - Air Travel
An airplane comes with a designated driver, and his name is Captain.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), alcohol (396)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 1,827
Tom Cotter - Florida
Florida is Tom Cotter's favorite state because of the way it's shaped.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), observational (335)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 1,646
Tom Cotter - Kid Games
Playing musical chairs teaches you not to share.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 1,274
Tom Cotter - Family Life
It's pretty clear that Tom Cotter wasn't part of a normal family.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), family (582)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 1,204
Tom Cotter - Kid Games
Playing musical chairs teaches you not to share.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 1,274
Craig Shoemaker - No Dad
Craig's mother taught him everything he knows.
Tags: Craig Shoemaker (7), Comedy Central Presents (1803), imitations (789)
Posted: 06/16/05
Views: 1,907
Tom Cotter - Family Life
It's pretty clear that Tom Cotter wasn't part of a normal family.
Tags: Tom Cotter (14), Comedy Central Presents (1803), family (582)
Posted: 03/11/04
Views: 1,204
Russ Meneve - Safety
Russ wants to arm wrestle elderly people while wearing a Superman suit.
Tags: Russ Meneve (16), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 04/07/05
Views: 650
Retta - Can't Have Kids
Retta can't have kids because she'd kill them.
Tags: Retta (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 02/12/04
Views: 2,070
Tracy Smith - No Children
Teenagers are major bummers.
Tags: Tracy Smith (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 08/21/03
Views: 3,019
Doug Stanhope - Babies
Doug Stanhope can't stand being around babies.
Tags: Doug Stanhope (12), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 09/23/01
Views: 671
Laura Kightlinger - Fertility Drugs
Nothing's a greater blessing for a couple than eight healthy two-pound babies.
Tags: Laura Kightlinger (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 03/27/03
Views: 7,238
Greg Fitzsimmons - Mixed Faith
Greg brings his son to church.
Tags: Greg Fitzsimmons (27), Comedy Central Presents (1803), ethnic (731)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 1,406
Megan Mooney - Irish = Mexican
Megan might as well be Mexican.
Tags: Megan Mooney (13), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 03/16/06
Views: 7,782
