Comedian Tom Papa is known throughout the country for his many appearances on The Late Show with David Letterman, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and Late Night with Conan O'Brien. TV audiences also know Tom as the star of his own sitcom on NBC, "Come to Papa" [March 2004].
Papa grew up in New Jersey and first realized he wanted to be a comedian when, at a very young age, he heard Steve... [MORE]
Comedian Tom Papa is known throughout the country for his many appearances on The Late Show with David Letterman, The Tonight Show with Jay Leno and Late Night with Conan O'Brien. TV audiences also know Tom as the star of his own sitcom on NBC, "Come to Papa" [March 2004].
Papa grew up in New Jersey and first realized he wanted to be a comedian when, at a very young age, he heard Steve Martin's comedy album, "Let's Get Small". Comedy became an addiction which he perfected in clubs throughout New York City.
After about four years, Papa got his first big break. He was given a half-hour special for Comedy Central and was hand-picked by Jerry Seinfeld as an opening act on his tour which continues to this day.
Now, he says, "I'm in the lucky position of being able to make people laugh for a living." Tom has also appeared in the films "Analyze That", "Comedian" and is lending his voiceover talent to the upcoming animated feature "Bee Movie".
Tom lives in New York and Los Angeles with his wife and family. [LESS]
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For Mexican kids, a happy meal is one that includes food.
They're always adding to the list of stuff that will kill us.
Any time you run as an adult, you're a jackass.
Hard alcohol always comes with a story.
Women are insane for getting pregnant more than once.
Crazy people enjoy themselves.
It's a treat when you start losing your memory.
Getting in shape is such a drag.
Dolphins don't want to swim with us.
The bus is like a garbage truck of human trash.
It was an arranged marriage, put together by drugs and alcohol.
Love my girl, happily married. Fell in love with her the minute
I saw her place.
Ask anybody over 30 -- if they tell you they have more than 10
friends, you know they're counting co-workers.
They always say they want to get back at Americans by blowing
up the subways. Have you been in the subways? There's hardly an American down there.
You do things in a hotel you would never think about doing in
your own home. As soon as that door shuts, pants come off. Drop stuff on the floor --...
You've never seen a cat have sex. Nobody has. The Discovery
Channel hasn't caught that.
We have more food in our gas stations than they have in all of
Bosnia. It's true. Our motto should be 'America: never more than 50 feet from a snack.'
I have seven nephews and two nieces, how about that? My two
sisters' idea of birth control is apparently a bottle of tequila and the rhythm method...
Eat the stuff you love, like beer and nachos and each other.