They're always adding to the list of stuff that will kill us.
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Views: 1,017
Posted: 09/04/1998
Tom Papa - Interview
Any time you run as an adult, you're a jackass.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), interviews (76)
Posted: 02/16/07
Views: 19,665
Tom Papa - Tommy Salami
Tom Papa wrestles in the lard ass weight class.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 13,036
Tom Papa - Hard Alcohol
Hard alcohol always comes with a story.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 11,399
Tom Papa - Cheating
Good relationships are built on paranoia and suspicion.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 7,415
Tom Papa - Crazy People
Crazy people enjoy themselves.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 6,689
Tom Papa - Nieces and Nephews
School is where kids learn that people are mean and nasty.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 6,491
Tom Papa - Cat Sex
Tom Papa's wife loves cats, so now he does too.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 5,546
Tom Papa - Cheap Flights
Tom's air travel fears are elucidated by the kid sitting in front of him.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), kids (642)
Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 4,228
Tom Papa - Hotel Behavior
Some of the sperm ABC found in hotels may be Tom Papa's.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Comedy Central Presents (1803), sex (983)
Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 3,764
Tom Papa - Fat Country
For Mexican kids, a happy meal is one that includes food.
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Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 3,469
Paul F. Tompkins - Your Pet's Alone Time
Maybe pets want some alone time every now and then.
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Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 971
Mario DiGiorgio - Soup Commercials
Men are the dunces of the universe.
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Posted: 01/05/06
Views: 640
Mario Cantone - Estrogen
Mario's cousin Goo Goo is the authority on everything.
Tags: Mario Cantone (10), Comedy Central Presents (1803), men/women (919)
Posted: 07/16/99
Views: 2,165
Deon Cole - Making Drugs Work
Drug dealers need to play it safe because they have a responsibility to their customers.
Tags: Deon Cole (9), Comedy Central Presents (1803), food (550)
Posted: 03/08/07
Views: 2,890
Tom Papa - Fat Country
For Mexican kids, a happy meal is one that includes food.
Tags: Tom Papa (19), Premium Blend (749), kids (642)
Posted: 09/04/98
Views: 3,469
Matt Iseman - Bad Doctor
As it turns out, laughter is not the best medicine.
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Posted: 02/03/05
Views: 991
Sean Cullen - Food of Your Choice
Which food would you prefer to have end your life tonight?
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Posted: 02/21/00
Views: 971
Harland Williams - Flies
Flies are not exactly at the top of the food chain.
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Posted: 01/07/01
Views: 1,001
Pete Correale - Still Smoking
No matter how expensive cigarettes get, Pete will never quit.
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Posted: 05/15/09
Views: 8,927
Nick DiPaolo - Gambling
They give you free booze while you gamble because it messes up your judgment.
Tags: Nick DiPaolo (60), food (550), health (540)
Posted: 05/09/02
Views: 495
