Kids are horrible people to live with.
Tom Papa hides from his kids in the bathroom.
Tom Papa explains that it's uncomfortable being a human being.
If Tom Papa were a woman he would be a lesbian for sure.
Tom Papa's mother is on Facebook.
Married couples have no time to get offended.
Tom Papa is at a point where he never feels great ever.
Tom Papa points out the differing levels of male and female happiness.
Tom Papa advises everyone to write their own obituary now.
It is Tom Papa's job to tell his wife the weather 24 hours a day.
