Some of the sperm ABC found in hotels may be Tom Papa's.
Any time you run as an adult, you're a jackass.
Tom Papa wrestles in the lard ass weight class.
Hard alcohol always comes with a story.
Good relationships are built on paranoia and suspicion.
Crazy people enjoy themselves.
School is where kids learn that people are mean and nasty.
Tom Papa's wife loves cats, so now he does too.
Tom's air travel fears are elucidated by the kid sitting in front of him.
Tom Papa's wife still has a scar from the tool bench incident.