If Tom tried to go on spring break now, he wouldn't make it past South Carolina.
Views: 4,686
Posted: 08/26/2001
Tom Papa - Key to Life
Tom Papa advises everyone to write their own obituary now.
Tags: Tom Papa (35), men/women (1147), marriage (541)
Posted: 01/08/12
Views: 1,415
Tom Papa - Wash Your Hands Lady
It is Tom Papa's job to tell his wife the weather 24 hours a day.
Tags: Tom Papa (35), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 01/08/12
Views: 1,677
Tom Papa - Bummer of a Night
The people eating at vegan restaurants are too weak to be joyful.
Tags: Tom Papa (35), food (712), health (644)
Posted: 01/08/12
Views: 1,415
Tom Papa - New Kind of Dad
Tom Papa hides from his kids in the bathroom.
Tags: Tom Papa (35), kids (809), parents (566)
Posted: 01/08/12
Views: 1,894
Tom Papa - Enemies on a Cosmic Level
Tom Papa's kids are slowly trying to destroy him.
Tags: Tom Papa (35), kids (809), parents (566)
Posted: 01/08/12
Views: 1,557
Tom Papa - Smelling Rainbows
Tom Papa would rather have small talk with children.
Tags: Tom Papa (35), kids (809), growing up (498)
Posted: 01/08/12
Views: 1,758
Tom Papa - Worst Roommates on the Planet
Kids are horrible people to live with.
Tags: Tom Papa (35), kids (809), food (712)
Posted: 01/08/12
Views: 3,232
Tom Papa - Women Have All the Power
If Tom Papa were a woman he would be a lesbian for sure.
Tags: Tom Papa (35), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 01/08/12
Views: 1,954
Tom Papa - Too Much Pressure
Married couples have no time to get offended.
Tags: Tom Papa (35), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 01/08/12
Views: 1,799
Tom Papa - YouProbablyHaveCancer.com
Tom Papa is at a point where he never feels great ever.
Tags: Tom Papa (35), kids (809), food (712)
Posted: 01/08/12
Views: 1,649
Tom Papa - New Tricks
Tom Papa's wife still has a scar from the tool bench incident.
Tags: Tom Papa (35), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 11,096
Tom Papa - Nieces and Nephews
School is where kids learn that people are mean and nasty.
Tags: Tom Papa (35), Comedy Central Presents (2173), men/women (1147)
Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 12,054
Tom Papa - Swimming With Dolphins
Dolphins don't want to swim with us.
Tags: Tom Papa (35), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 11,260
Tom Papa - Cheating
Good relationships are built on paranoia and suspicion.
Tags: Tom Papa (35), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 14,074
Tom Papa - Cat Sex
Tom Papa's wife loves cats, so now he does too.
Tags: Tom Papa (35), Comedy Central Presents (2173), sex (1193)
Posted: 08/26/01
Views: 15,945
Daniel Tosh - MTV Cribs
Daniel Tosh describes what his episode of MTV Cribs would be like.
Tags: Daniel Tosh (43), Comedy Central Presents (2173), food (712)
Posted: 07/24/03
Views: 101,085
Tom Papa - Speedos
Getting in shape is such a drag.
Tags: Tom Papa (35), Comedy Central Presents (2173), food (712)
Posted: 02/15/07
Views: 12,442
Tom Papa - Wash Your Hands Lady
It is Tom Papa's job to tell his wife the weather 24 hours a day.
Tags: Tom Papa (35), sex (1193), men/women (1147)
Posted: 01/08/12
Views: 1,672
Tom Papa - Interview
Any time you run as an adult, you're a jackass.
Tags: Tom Papa (35), Comedy Central Presents (2173), interviews (126)
Posted: 02/16/07
Views: 24,353
Tom Papa - Getting Old
It's a treat when you start losing your memory.
